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lespénisgrands
Pronunciation: layzpehnese-grahn (courtesy of accioevan LOL)
Definition: Big Penises (Harry, duh)

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I made this journal public (for the most part) randomly one day and have since left all entries public as well (give or take a few personal ones). I don't know why I felt inclined to do that, but that's okay.

So yes, public journal. You can add me if you want (ew, why would you want to?), but there's no guarantee I'll add you back. I got up to around 280 friends on my old name and I found that overwhelming, so I don't want to add everyone back. That doesn't mean I wouldn't like you or anything, I just don't know you.

Yeah, my reasoning is messed up. STFU. Anyway, add if you want (You won't want to). I may add you back eventually or something, I don't know. LOL I'll probably end up going and reading through shit when I get bored because I'm cool like that.

...I bet I'll end up adding everyone back. ahahahahhaahahaha *sigh* Everyone being the 2 people that add me throughout my entire life and only because they wanted more friends. Gosh I frickin' rock.

Ashley:

Ashley's a frickin' weirdo. She likes to google random words and take the first pictures that show up and then post them. Like the other day she googled "fart," "poop," and "pee" and posted a couple pictures. 'Twas funny, yet strange. These weird diaper punishment pictures came up. People said Ashley needed a life. Ashley agreed. Be happy you weren't there to see the pictures.

Ashley is funny. Or so she says.

Ashley is boring. Or so everyone on the whole frickin' planet says.

Ashley loves talking in third person. It annoys people.

Ashley is done.

Music:

22-20s, Art Brut, Bikini Kill, Billie Holiday, Bjork, Bloc Party, Blur, Bob Marley, Brendan Benson, British Sea Power, Britney Spears, Client, David Bowie, Devendra Banhart, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Ella Fitzgerald, Elliott Smith, Elvis Presley, Emma Bunton, Franz Ferdinand, Goldfrapp, Graham Coxon, Grandaddy, Hanson, Hot Hot Heat, Iggy Pop, Ima Robot, Interpol, Jeff Buckley, Joanna Newsom, Johnny Cash, Kaiser Chiefs, Kasabian, Killcity, Kings of Leon, Le Tigre, Led Zeppelin, Lou Reed, Manic Street Preachers, Mercury Rev, Midnight Movies, Modest Mouse, Morrissey, Muse, Nellie McKay, Nick Drake, Nirvana, Neutral Milk Hotel, Oasis, Patrick Wolf, Pavement, Pixies, Pulp, Queen, Radiohead, Razorlight, Smashing Pumpkins, Stellastarr*, Sufjan Stevens, T.Rex, Talking Heads, The Arcade Fire, The Ark, The Beatles, The Bees, The Clash, The Coral, The Cribs, The Cure, The Dandy Warhols, The Datsuns, The Delgados, The Distillers, The Dresden Dolls, The Fiery Furnaces, The Futureheads, The Karelia, The Kills, The Kinks, The Libertines, The New Pornographers, The Paddingtons, The Ramones, The Sex Pistols, The Shins, The Smiths, The Stills, The Thermals, The Undertones, The Unicorns, The Vaselines, The Velvet Underground, The Walkmen, TV On the Radio, Violent Femmes, etc.

Yeah, I like a lot of stuff, I guess.

Movies:

A Bug's Life, A Little Princess, Alice in Wonderland, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Harry Potter, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Lord of the Rings, Lost in Translation, Mulan, Spice World, Spirited Away, Singin' in the Rain, The Little Mermaid, Toy Story, etc.

Yeah, WTF? Disney Rocks.

TV:

Alias, Angel, Best Week Ever, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Coupling, Family Guy, Futurama, Queer as Folk, The Daily Show, The Simpsons.

Except I never watch TV anymore...well, I watch Alias, and that's all.

Books: Angels and Demons, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, The DaVinci Code, The Diary of Anne Frank, etc.

People:

Alfonso Cuarón, Boyd Holbrook, Brian Joubert, Brian Kinney, Brody Dalle, Conan O'Brien, Daniel Radcliffe, David Cross, David Wenham, Emma Watson, Gale Harold, Gary Oldman, Gene Kelly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling, James Franco, Jennifer Garner, Joel McHale, Johnny Depp, Jon Stewart, Jude Law, Luna Lovegood, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Michael Gandolfi, Miranda Otto, Mitch Hedberg, Sirius Black.

Ashley's Overused Words of the Moment: Frickin', Gosh (WTH? I didn't even think Napolean Dynamite was that great!!!!), fuck, LOL, LMAO, ahahaha.

The End: Gosh. I'm frickin' boring.

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